PAD Vs DAAD

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Sondhi: “Let the rule of mob prevail”

BANGKOK – Stepping up its campaign against People, Alliances and Democracy today, the PAD raided a television station and brought much of the city to a halt in attempt to ensure that the rule of mob would prevail in Thailand.

“The mob is the most sacred body in the country,” Sonthi told a crowd of 30,000. “This body, this mob, with the King as head, must always be respected. We all must protect and uphold the mob, we must never stop believing in the principles of the mob! ”

He continued: “Without the mob, Thailand is nothing! If we do not follow the rule of mob, there will be order. And when there is order, laws will break out. Which in turn could lead to progress! As long as we maintain the rule of mob, we will never have to worry about progress.”

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PAD Seizes French Embassy
Protesters accuse France of Republican ideas, 18th-century lese majeste

BANGKOK – Citing the need to preserve the constitutional monarchy under His Majesty the King, some 600 members of the People’s Alliance for Democracy stormed the embassy of the Republic of France this morning. Climbing over the fences and overpowering the guards, the PAD entered the actual embassy building at around 8:45 AM, overturning desks and breaking windows.

“The French influence must be removed from Thailand at once,” declared PAD leader Sonthi Limthongkul. “Since 1789, they have advocated dangerous and anti-Thai ideas about Republicanism, as well as violently overthrown the sovereignty of their king, Louis XVI.”

The French Ambassador, speaking by telephone from his office where he was barricaded behind several locked doors, expressed surprise at the attack, and insisted that the French presence in Thailand was not related to a secret conspiracy to declare Thailand a republic. However, the PAD rejected this as “propaganda from another Thaksin crony” and said that their siege would continue until the French renounced their “corrupt populist” ideas of liberté, egalité, and fraternité.

The PAD also announced plans to storm the Greek embassy tomorrow, to protest their invention of representational government in 439 B.C.

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Sondhi Explains “Final Solution”
PAD leader claims mandate to round up Thaksinites, Communists, intellectuals, Republicans, Muslims, and artists

BANGKOK – In an NTN exclusive, People’s Alliance for Democracy leader Sondhi Limthongkul outlines his “Final Solution” in the campaign against the government, Thaksin, and the enemies of Thailand.

NTN: Today representatives of the PAD have seized control of TV stations, police stations, the Finance Ministry, and several small airports. Roads have been blocked. Why are you doing this?

SL: Because the army has failed to take control of the situation, and overthrow the forces of evil that threaten the monarchy.

NTN: I see. And who are these forces of evil?

SL: Thaksin, of course, and his nominees, the PPP and Samak. Also those who would overthrow our beloved monarchy with a Republic. And academics who question our methods.

NTN: Wasn’t Thaksin, as well as Samak, elected?

SL: Elections are the enemy of democracy. Thaksin used promises of prosperity to the poor to win popularity, which is illegal and an-Thai and upsets the natural order of things. This is why we must save the nation with our “Final Solution.”

NTN: Who is “we”?

SL: The PAD, and our troops of Yellow Shirts. Also, the PAD Youth Wing, which supports our activities with added loyalty enforcement. We are also working in creating a Ministry of Correct Information, which will issue news that is fit for the Thai people.

NTN: What is your ultimate goal?

SL: The establishment of a National Social Thai State, with the King as head, or “The Leader.” A strong army that serves only The Leader, and a population that takes pride in its Thai purity.

NTN: Sounds ambitious. How can you achieve this?

SL: Our “Final Solution” will simply separate the impure elements of society, round them up if you will, and hold them in camps, maybe upcountry. These elements will include the aforementioned groups, as well as Muslims, who are a parasite race incompatible with the ideals of our state. Also, those who create art or ideas that are contrary to the state, they will also be removed.

NTN: So you intend to suspend the Constitution?

SL: Constitutions are the tools of Republicans, and siphon power away from The Leader, where it belongs. We intend to set fire to Government House.

NTN: How do you know you have the support of the people?

SL: They will support us when they see the rise of the new Age of Thailand. Imagine the glorious day when our military storms across the Cambodian border with “lightning” speed to reclaim Preah Vihear and all the lands of our forefathers. I truly believe this Age can last a thousand years.

NTN: One final question Khun Sondhi, when will you pay back all the journalists you screwed as a result of your many failed publishing endeavors such as Asia Times?

SL: [silence]