Bangkok 2007 (1)
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The future of the past
Following up on Por Intarapalit's vision of Bangkok in 2007
Stories by Vasana Chinvarakorn, Pictures reproduced from Vichitvong Na Pombhejara's Wiwattanakarn Sangkhom Thai Kab Hassaniyai Chud Phol Nikhorn Kim-Nguan (Evolution of Thai society and the comedy series of Phol Nikorn Kim-Nguan)
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On Sukhumvit Road, in front of the 'Patcharaporn' mansion, numerous cars sped by at dizzying speed. They looked different. Buses were double-deckers, huge and long. Both taxis and personal automobiles were aerodynamic; the sound of their engines indicated they were jet machines.

[Photo: Bangkok Post]
In the sky, several cars were flying past the 'Patcharaporn' house at rather low levels. There were propellers on their roofs. Sports or private monoplanes flew in scatters here and there not unlike birds. All of a sudden, everybody sighted a huge train, with two tram-like carriages joined together, running at no less than 60-kilometres-per-hour on tracks about ten metres above Sukhumvit Road.
From the 'Patcharaporn' house, one could see skyscrapers with at least 20 to 80 stories, the top floors rising into the thick clouds. Fluttering from the top of each building was the tri-coloured national flag. The crowds on Sukhumvit bustled by in a hurry, men in their suits and women in their one-piece outfits. The people of Bangkok looked not so different from the Europeans or Americans.
Nikorn asked his son in a hoarse, shaky voice ...
"Tell me, Nop, is this Bangkok or Paris? How come all these cars and planes are flying like dragon-flies?"
"This is Bangkok, Father. This is Bangkok of 2007."
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Pai Su Anakhot (Toward the Future), Por Intarapalit, 1967.
It is almost always humour that saves the day. A laugh, however dry it might be, that somehow enlivens the drudgery of living. Thus, when Por Intarapalit penned his best-selling Samgler (The Three Chums) series, spanning three decades from 1938 to 1968, the Thai public instantly embraced this overwhelming, inimitable dose of humour. Even years afterwards, thousands of Thais continue to relish the misadventures of the three wayward buddies - Phol, Nikorn, Kim-nguan - and their host of likeable peers. Read the books and you will find it hard not to be laughing out loud every now and then.
The secret of Por's charms could be in the thin, sometimes blurred, line between his wit, vision and sense of irony. At a gathering last Saturday, fans of the Samgler series, writers and academics discussed one of Por's last Samgler instalments entitled Pai Su Anakhot (Toward the Future), written a year before his death in 1968. There, Por took his three heroes, their scientist friend Dr Direk, two of their sons, the bald-short-and-hot-tempered Chao Khun Patjanuek and Ai Haew, Phol's mischievous valet, on a bewildering trip four decades into the future. Through a time machine dubbed Kruengmue Wiset (The Magical Machine), the eight men were transported for a 24-hour excursion through Bangkok in the year 2007. So how does our capital today compare with Por's vision of 1967?
Physically, economist and columnist Vichitvong na Pombhejara points out how amazingly accurate several of Por's prophesies turned out to be. The metropolis of Bangkok, which Por said in the novel would incorporate Thonburi, Nonthaburi and Pathum Thani, now had "a population of 15 million," Por wrote, "and no less than five million more who have not been registered."

[Photo: Bangkok Post]
Por described rice fields, orchards and canals giving way to massive buildings and spacious roads; tap water was in abundance and Bangkok was lit up day and night by a pair of "man-made moons". The affluent would spend all day trading stocks and shoppers in supermarkets could shop "'til they drop" - just dumping stuff from the shelves in their trolleys and paying at the exits. The citizens of Bangkok would be dressed in Western clothes and speak English instead of Thai. Transport would come in a variety of forms - from taxis to flying cars, helicopters, elevated trains and personal jets. The sick would receive swift and polite treatment from nurses and doctors ("no more scolding, threatening, and back-slapping!"). Those over 65 would be put in beautiful nursing homes under the constant care of medical staff with four meals a day, and last but not least, everything would be free.
"To say we don't have money [for the welfare programmes] ... no, our government has long stopped saying such things," a taxi driver of the future tells the Samgler crew. "What we earn from selling oil is more than enough for the government to put into developing the country. We recently lent 30 billion to the United States. During my father's time, we borrowed money from the World Bank to restore our country. Now, it is the World Bank that has to send people to borrow money from us."
In Por's book, Bangkok - and Thailand - in the year 2007 has become a heaven on Earth, Asia's number one nation (with Japan in second place) and a land of everlasting joy and peace.
And this is probably where hilarity sets in. The more exuberant Por's depictions of Bangkok are, the more ludicrous and laughable the story becomes. There might not actually be much difference between how readers of 1967 and 2007 could gain amusement from Pai Su Anakhot. It is funny because we know, and have learned to accept, that most of what's described in the book could never be true. The gap between reality and fantasy remains, so why not enjoy the escape?

[Photo: Bangkok Post]
General Direk said suddenly:
"All right, have no doubts, Korn. We have indeed arrived in Bangkok of 2007. All these things have not yet happened, but we now have an opportunity to see them beforehand. And they will certainly take place [in the future] the way we are seeing them now. Aren't you excited, Kim-nguan?"
The Chinese man gulped down his throat.
"I'm going insane. How could we get to see what has not yet happened?"
Nikorn and Kim-nguan have good reasons to feel initially overwhelmed. The future Bangkok confronting them was beyond their wildest imaginings. By the end of the novella, though, every crew member grew to like their new capital so much so that they wished to return to it again soon.
What were the attractions?
- Places, language, food, dress code, commercial billboards, greeting by handshakes and even boxing had literally become Americanised - "except for the presence of national flags, everything looks like New York ... which meant Thailand must have progressed rapidly, to become the world's superpower, on the same par as America."
- Every cabinet minister, "even the one overseeing the ministry of defense", was a civilian. "They served the country diligently, and there was absolutely no corruption."

[Photo: Bangkok Post]
- Every Thai citizen was well-educated - the two taxi drivers hired by the Samgler gang had university degrees in architecture and engineering; Bangkok boasted about 200 universities and no fewer than 5,000 primary and secondary schools did not charge for tuition, stationery or uniforms (a precise prediction of today's politicians' election gimmicks).
- Traffic problems in Bangkok were nonexistent.
- The Thai currency had the same value as the US dollar!
- The Thai economy was rock-solid: Rich oil fields had been discovered and Thailand suddenly became industrialised, producing and exporting everything from clothes to cars, planes and battleships. Heavy machinery was exported to China while China sent agricultural products and hordes of tourists in return. Also, Bangkok no longer had small-scale businesses or street peddlers that would allow developed nations to look down on it.
- Thai athletes had swept almost all the gold medals in the recent Olympics, which Thailand had hosted in 2002, and our national soccer team had won the World Cup three times.
- Every Thai farmer was a millionaire; each owned an average of 1,000 acres of land as well as tractors and private jets or flying cars.
- There were around-the-clock entertainment venues, some where all the staff, from chefs to waitresses and cashiers, wore practically nothing and had "attractive body with clean smell".
- The country had been free of war for more than 50 years: "The soldiers and policemen are brothers ... our country could advance this quickly because we Thais all share in our love and unity."
- The prowess of our defense was second-to-none: "In 2004, following a skirmish along the Thai-Cambodian borders, the three armed forces from Thailand placed Cambodia under siege within two days, but the United Nations as mediator asked us to pull out."
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